It Pinches Bottoms

It Pinches Bottoms
Originally uploaded by IVSTINIANVS.

Lisa demands that we throw this chair away. JUST because the wood is coming apart. JUST because it's like one of those puzzles you had as a child made out of wood pieces that look fine as long as you don't touch it when the whole thing falls apart.

"It pinches Bottoms", she says.

As if pinching bottoms was a BAD thing.*


*As I said earlier, I am a man of many bruises ... Ah, these women who demand respect. When will it ever end?

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